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1FTR
One For The Road
24/7
24 hours a day, 7 days a week
5PT
Pee Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put Together
A/S
Age/Sex
A/S/L
Age/Sex/Location
AA
Adios Amigo
AA
Alcoholics Anonymous
AAAAA
American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAMOF
As A Matter Of Fact
AATK
Always At The Keyboard
ABT
About
ACD
Alt Control Delete
ACK
Acknowledged
ACK
Acknowledge
ACRONYM
Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning
ADN
Any Day Now
AFAIAA
As Far As I Am Aware
AFAIC
As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICS
As Far As I Can See
AFAICT
As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK
As Far As I Know
AFAIR
As Far As I Remember
AFAIR
As Far As I Recall
AFAIUI
As Far As I Understand It
AFAYC
As Far As You're Concerned
AFAYK
As Far As You Know
AFB
Away From Brain
AFC
Away From Computer
AFCPS
Any Fool Can Plainly See
AFDA
A Few Days Ago
AFDB
A Few Days Back
AFK
Away From Keyboard
AFTP
Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
AFU
All F**ked Up
AI
As If
AIH
As It Happens
AIIC
As If I Care
AIR
As I Recall
AIR
As I Remember
AIS
As I Said
AISB
As I Said Before
AISI
As I See It
AIUI
As I Understand It
AIW
As It Was
AIW
As It Were
AKA
Also Known As
ALA
As Long As
ALAP
As Late As Possible
AMAP
As Much As Possible
AMAP
As Many As Possible
AMF
Adios My Friend
AMF
Adios, Mother F**ker
AMF
Adios Mother F**ker
AMF
All My Fault
AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
AML
All My Love
ANFAWFOS
And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
ANFAWFOS
And Now For A Word From Our Sponsors
ANFSCD
And Now For Something Completely Different
ANSI
American National Standards Institute
AOL
America On-Line
AOL
Army Of Lamers
APAC
All Praise And Credit
APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
ARE
Acronym-Rich Environment
ASAFP
As Soon As F**king Possible
ASAP
As Soon As Possible
ASCII
American Standard Code for Information Interchange
ASF
And So Forth
ASL
Age/Sex/Location
ASO
And So On
ATB
All The Best
ATLA
Another Three Letter Acronym
ATM
Automatic Teller Machine
ATM
At The Moment
ATSL
Along The Same Line
ATTN
Attention
ATTYOB
Anything That Turns You On Baby
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
AWCIGO
And Where Can I Get One
AWGTHTGTATA
Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again
AWGTHTGTTA
Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWHFY
Are We Having Fun Yet
AWOL
Absent Without Leave
AWS
As We Speak
AWYR
Awaiting Your Reply
AYBABTU
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
AYCOOYM
Are You Completely Out Of Your Mind
AYF
All Your Fault
AYK
As You Know
AYOR
At Your Own Risk
AYPI
And Your Point Is
AYT
Are You There
B/C
Because
B4
Before
B4N
Bye For Now
BAB
Build A Bridge
BAC
Back At Computer
BAC
By Any Chance
BAD
Bad As Designed
BAF
Brain Already Fried
BAIC
Boy, Am I Confused
BAK
Back At Keyboard
BAMF
Bad A$$ed Mother F**ker
BANANA
Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody
BAS
Big A$$ Smile
BASIC
Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
BASIC
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
BB
Be Back
BBFN
Bye Bye For Now
BBIAB
Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF
Be Back In A Few
BBL
Be Back Later
BBN
Bye Bye Now
BBR
Burnt Beyond Repair
BBS
Be Back Soon
BBS
Bulletin Board System
BBSL
Be Back Sooner or Later
BBW
Big Beautiful Women
BC
Basket Case
BC
Because
BCC
Blind Carbon Copy
BCNU
Be Seeing You
BEG
Big Evil Grin
BF
Boy Friend
BF
Boyfriend
BFBI
Brute Force and Bloody Ignorance
BFD
Big F**king Deal
BFFL
Best Friends For Life
BFG
Big Friendly Giant
BFG
Big F**king Gun
BFG
Big F**king Grin
BFG
Big Fat Grin
BFH
Big F**king Hammer
BFI
Brute Force and Ignorance
BFI
Bunch of F**king Idiots
BFM
Big F**king Magic
BFMI
Brute Force and Massive Ignorance
BFN
Bye For Now
BFOG
Blouse Full Of Goodies
BG
Big Grin
BGUTI
Better Get Used To It
BH
Better Half
BHB
Big Hairy Bollocks
BIBO
Beer In, Beer Out
BIC
Best In Class
BIC
Back In Character
BICBW
But I Could Be Wrong
BIL
Brother In Law
BION
Believe It Or Not
BIOYA
Blow It Out Your A$$
BIOYIOP
Blow It Out Your I/O Port
BITD
Beaten It To Death
BK
Because
BKA
Better Known As
BKAM
Between Keyboard And Monitor
BLT
Bacon, Lettuce, & Tomato
BLTN
Better Late Than Never
BM
Bite Me
BMB
Bite My Butt
BMF
Bad Mother F**ker
BMOC
Big Man On Campus
BMTIPG
Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
BMW
Bikes Made Wonderful
BMW
Big Money Wasted
BMW
Bought My Wife
BNF
Big Name Fan
BNI
Batteries Not Included
BOC
But Of Course
BOF
Birds Of A Feather
BOF
Boring Old Fart
BOFH
Bastard Operator From Hell
BOHICA
Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
BOL
Best Of Luck
BOOMFM
Bored Out Of My F**king Mind
BOOYFM
Bored Out Of Your F**king Mind
BOS
Big Orange Switch
BOT
Back On Topic
BOTE
Back Of The Envelope
BOTEC
Back Of The Envelope Calculation
BRB
Be Right Back
BRBDGA
Be Right Back, Don't Go Away
BRBGTGP
Be Right Back Got To Go Pee
BRGDS
Best Regards
BRS
Big Red Switch
BS
Big Smile
BS
Bull S**t
BSEG
Big S**t Eating Grin
BSF
But Seriously Folks
BSG
Big Smiling Grin
BSG
Broad Sweeping Generalization
BSOD
Blue Screen Of Death
BST
But Seriously Though
BTA
But Then Again
BTAICBW
But Then Again I Could Be Wrong
BTAIM
Be That As It May
BTC
Biting The Carpet
BTDT
Been There, Done That
BTDT
Been There Done That
BTDTGTS
Been There Done That, Got the T-Shirt
BTDTGTTS
Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt
BTFT
Been There Fixed That
BTHOM
Beats The Hell Outta Me
BTK
Back To Keyboard
BTLSOM
Beats The Living S**t Out Of Me
BTOBD
Be There Or Be Dead
BTSOOM
Beats The S**t Out Of Me
BTU
Back To You
BTW
By The Way
BTWBO
Be There With Bells On
BUAF
Butt Ugly ASCII Font
BUAG
Butt Ugly ASCII Graphic
BUGS
Bloody User Generated Symptoms
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
BWDIK
But What Do I Know
BWFH
Bastard Webmaster From Hell
BWK
Big Wet Kiss
BWL
Bursting With Laughter
BWQ
Buzz Word Quotient
BYKT
But You Knew That
BYKTA
But You Knew That Already
BYOB
Bring Your Own Booze
BYOB
Bring Your Own Bottle
BYORL
Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
C
Cool
C&G
Chuckle and Grin
C/O
in Care Of
C4N
Ciao For Now
CADET
Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try
CAPTCHA
Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart
CATCH
Come Again, That Can't Help
CAUL
Complete And Utter Laziness
CB
Call Back
CBL
Come Back Later
CC
Carbon Copy
CD
Compact Disc
CD-ROM
Compact Disc - Read Only Memory
CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
CE
Creative Editing
CF
Charlie Foxtrot
CF
Cluster F**k
CFD
Call For Discussion
CFV
Call For Votes
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
CIC
Christ, I'm Confused
CICO
Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID
Crying In Disgrace
CIO
Cut It Out
CIS
Compuserve Information System
CLAB
Crying Like A Baby
CLI
Command Line Interface
CLM
Career Limiting Move
CLOAKA
Canonical List Of All Known Acronyms
CMIIW
Correct Me If I'm Wrong
CNG
Chuckle And Grin
CNP
Continued in Next Post
CO
Conference
COB
Close Of Business
COBOL
Completely Over and Beyond Obvious Logic
COBOL
Completely Obsolete Burdensome Old Language
COBOL
COmmon Business-Oriented Language
COBOL
Compiles Only By Odd Luck
COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
COD
Cash On Delivery
COI
Come On In
COO
Come On Over
COTFL
Crawling On The Floor Laughing
COTFLGOHAHA
Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
CP
Chat Post
CP
Copy Protection
CPF
Can Pigs Fly
CRAFT
Can't Remember A F**king Thing
CRBT
Crying Real Big Tears
CRPG
Computer Role Playing Game
CRPG
Character Role Playing Game
CRS
Can't Remember S**t
CS
Cop Shop
CSG
Chuckle Snicker Grin
CSS
Can't Stop Smiling
CSW
Can't See Why
CSY
Can't Stop Yawning
CTTD
Cute Things They Do
CTTS
Cute Things They Say
CU
See You
CU2
See You, Too
CUA
Common User Access
CUA
Commonly Used Acronym
CUA
Commonly Used Acronyms
CUIAL
See You In Another Life
CUIC
See You In Church
CUL
Catch You Later
CUL
See You Later
CUL8R
See You Later
CUL8TR
See You Later
CUS
See You Soon
CW
Complete Wank
CWYL
Chat With You Later
CYA
See You
CYA
Cover Your A$$
CYAL8R
See You Later
CYAL8R
See You All Later
CYL
See You Later
CYM
Check Your Mail
CYPUWIPD
Can You Pick-Up What I'm Putting Down
D&C
Duck And Cover
D/L
DownLoad
DAMHIKIJKOK
Don't Ask Me How I Know, I Just Know OK
DAP
Parents Against Dyslexia
DARFC
Ducking And Running For Cover
DBA
Doing Business As
DBAI
Designed By An Idiot
DBN
Doing Business, Not
DD
Darling Daughter
DD
Dear Daughter
DD
Dreaded Disease
DDD
Deliberate Design Decision
DEC
Digital Equipment Corporation
DEC
Do Expect Cuts
DEGT
Don't Even Go There
DEU
Dumb End User
DFU
Don't Forget Units
DGT
Don't Go There
DH
Deaf Hubby
DH
Dear Hubby
DH
Dear Husband
DH
Dick Head
DH
Dumb Hubby
DIIK
Damned If I Know
DIIN
Damned If I Know
DIL
Daughter In Law
DILLIC
Do I Look Like I Care
DILLIGAD
Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGAF
Do I Look Like I Give A F**k
DILLIGAFF
Do I Look Like I Give A Flying F**k
DINK
Double Income, No Kids
DINK
Dual Income, No Kids
DINS
Double Income No Sex
DITUIHIBMSL
Did I Tell You I Hate IBMS Lately
DITUILIBMSL
Did I Tell You I Love IBMS Lately
DIY
Do It Yourself
DK
Don't Know
DKU
Drop Kick Ugly
DL
Download
DLG
Devilish Little Grin
DLN
Don't Leave Now
DLTBBB
Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DLTDHYWTGLSY
Don't Let The Door Hit Ya Where The Good Lord Split Ya
DMML
Don't Make Me Laugh
DNA
Did Not Answer
DND
Drag 'N Drop
DND
Do Not Disturb
DNPM
Damn Near Pissed Myself
DNPM
Darn Near Pissed Myself
DNS
Domain Name Service
DNS
Domain Name System
DNS
Domain Name Server
DOA
Dead On Arrival
DOB
Date Of Birth
DOB
Day Of Birth
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
DOM
Dirty Old Man
DOS
Dozing Off Soon
DOS
Disk Operating System
DOS
Dead Operating System
DOS
Defective Operating System
DRA
Don't Recognize Acronyms
DS
Darling Son
DS
Dear Son
DSH
Desperately Seeking Help
DTD
Document Type Definition
DTHT
Delighted To Hear That
DTOKAB
Drop To One Knee And Blow
DTP
DeskTop Publishing
DTRT
Do The Right Thing
DUCT
Did You See That
DUCWIC
Do You See What I See
DUK
Dead Upon Keyboard
DVD
Digital Versatile Disc
DW
Dear Wife
DW
Don't Worry
DWAI
Don't Worry About It
DWIM
Do What I Mean
DWIMC
Do What I Mean, Correctly
DWIMNWIS
Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
DWISNWID
Do What I Say, Not What I Do
DWOL
Drunk while on line
DYE
Damn Your Eyes
DYHABF
Do You Have A Boyfriend
DYHAGF
Do You Have A Girlfriend
DYHWIH
Do You Hear What I Hear
DYJHI
Don't You Just Hate It
DYJHIW
Don't You Just Hate It When
DYJHIWTH
Don't You Just Hate It When That Happens
DYODW
Do Your Own Dirty Work
DYSWIS
Do You See What I See
DYT
Don't You Think
DYTS
Don't You Think So
E2EG
Ear To Ear Grin
ECP
Excessive Cross Posting
ED
Emotionally Disturbed
EDP
Emotionally Disturbed Person
EG
Evil Grin
EGBOK
Everythin's Going To Be Okay
EGC
Extrememly Gruntled Customer
EIF
Exercise In Futility
EMML
E-mail Me Later
EMP
Excessive Multiple Posting
EMS
E-Mail Shorthand
EMSG
Email Message
ENQ
Enquire
EOB
End Of Business
EOD
End Of Discussion
EOD
End Of Debate
EOF
End Of File
EOL
End Of Lecture
EOM
End Of Message
EOQ
End Of Quote
EOQ
End Of Question
EOS
End Of Show
EOS
End Of Story
EOT
End Of Thread
EOT
End Of Transmission
ES&D
Eat S**t & Die
ES<HI
Eat S**t & Live To Hate It
ESAD
Eat S**t And Die
ESADMF
Eat S**t And Die Mother F**ker
ESAL
Eat S**t And Live
ESBAM
Eat S**t, Bark At Moon
ESOSL
Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter
ESP
Especially
ETA
Estimated Time of Arrival
ETD
Estimated Time of Departure
ETLA
Extended Three Letter Acronym
EZ
Easy
F2F
Face To Face
F2F
Flesh To Flesh
FA
F**k All
FAAK
Falling Asleep At Keyboard
FAFWOA
For A Friend Without Access
FAQ
Frequently Asked Question
FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions
FAQL
Frequently Asked Question(s) List
FAWC
For Anyone Who Cares
FBI
Full Blown Idiot
FBI
Federal Bureau of Investigation
FBI
Female Body Inspector
FC
Fingers Crossed
FCFS
First Come, First Served
FCOL
For Crying Out Loud
FD
F**k Dat
FDROTFL
Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
FF
French Fry
FFRD
Flying F**k In A Rolling Donut
FFS
For F**ks Sake
FGS
For Goodness' Sake
FIAT
Finds It Appalingly Tasteless
FIAT
Fix It Again, Tony
FICCL
Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
FIFO
First In, First Out
FIGJAM
F**k I'm Good, Just Ask Me
FIGMO
F**k It, Got My Orders
FIIK
F**ked If I Know
FIIN
F**ked If I Know
FIL
Father In Law
FIOFYF
Figure It Out For Yourself, F**ker
FISH
First In, Still Here
FISHDO
F**k It, S**t Happens, Drive On
FITB
Fill In The Blank
FIWOBATLAAI
F**king Idiot With Out Brains And Talking Like An Addicted IRC'er
FKMFATIFKYB
French Kiss My Furry A$$ 'Til It French Kisses You Back
FLE
Four Letter Expletive
FM
F**king Magic
FMH
F**k Me Harder
FMN
Forget Me Not
FMTEYEWTK
Far More Than Everything You've Ever Wanted To Know
FO
F**k Off
FOAD
F**k Off And Die
FOAF
Friend Of A Friend
FOAFOAG
Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend
FOAG
Father Of A Girlfriend
FOC
Free Of Charge
FOCLMAO
Fell Off Chair Laughin My A$$ Off
FOD
Finger Of Death
FORD
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
FOS
Full Of S**t
FOS
Freedom Of Speech
FOT
Full Of Tripe
FOTCL
Falling Off The Chair Laughing
FPS
For Pete's Sake
FPS
First Person Shooter
FPS
Frames Per Second
FRE
Frequently Requested Enhancement
FRED
F**king Ridiculous Electronic Device
FRZ
Fruitin' Religious Zealot
FTASB
Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTBOMH
From The Bottom Of My Heart
FTDS
F**k The Dumb S**t
FTF
Face To Face
FTL
Faster Than Light
FTLOG
For The Love Of God
FTP
File Transfer Protocol
FTS
Fixin' To Start
FTTT
From Time To Time
FU
Future Use
FU
F**ked Up
FU
Follow-Up
FUA
Frequently Used Acronym
FUA
F**ked Up Again
FUBAB
F**ked Up Beyond All Belief
FUBAR
F**ked Up Beyond Any Recognition
FUBAR
F**ked Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBAR
F**ked Up Beyond All Repair
FUBARWHOF
F**ked Up Beyond All Recognition Without Hope Of Fixing
FUBB
Fouled Up Beyond Belief
FUD
Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
FUD
Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation
FUMTU
F**ked Up More Than Usual
FUP
Follow Up
FUP2
Follow Up To
F'UP2
Follow Up To
FURTB
Full Up Ready To Burst
FUT
Follow-Up To
FWIW
For What It's Worth
FWMAYOR
F**k With Me At Your Own Risk
FY
F**k You
FY&TSYRIO
F**k You & The Sysop You Rode In On
FYA
For Your Amusement
FYATSYRIO
F**k You And The Sysop You Rode In On
FYDITM
F**k You Directly In The Mouth
FYE
For Your Entertainment
FYEO
For Your Eyes Only
FYG
For Your Guidance
FYI
For Your Information
G
Grin
G1
Good One
G2G
Got To Go
GA
Go Ahead
GAC
Get A Clue
GAFIA
Get Away From It All
GAFM
Get Away From Me
GAL
Get A Life
GALL
Get A Life, Loser
GAP
Girls Against Pregnancy
GASP
Go Away, Silly Person
GB
God Bless
GBH
Great Big Hug
GBH&K
Great Big Hugs & Kisses
GBH&K
Great Big Hug & Kiss
GBH&KB
Great Big Hugs & Kisses Back
GBKU
God Bless and Keep You
GBTM
Get Back To Me
GBU
God Bless You
GBY
God Bless You
GC
Garbage Collect
GD&H
Grinning, Ducking & Hiding
GD&R
Grinning, Ducking & Running
GD&RF
Grinning, Ducking & Running Fast
GD&RVVF
Grinning, Ducking & Running Very Very Fast
GD&W
Grinning, Ducking & Weaving
GD&WVVF
Grinning, Ducking, And Walking Very, Very Fast
GDNR
Grinning, Ducking And Running
GDNRVVF
Grinning, Ducking And Running Very Very Fast
GF
Girlfriend
GF
Girl Friend
GFAK
Go Fly A Kite
GFC
Going For Coffee
GFN
Gone For Now
GFR
Grim File Reaper
GFR
Grim File Reaper
GFU
General F**k Up
GG
Go Girl
GG
Good Game
GG
Good Going
GG
Gotta Go
GGC
Goo Goo Cluster
GGG
Giggle
GGN
Gotta Go Now
GGP
Gotta Go Piss
GGP
Gotta Go Pee
GH
Getting Hard
GIGO
Garbage In, Garbage Out
GIGO
Garbage In, Gospel Out
GIM
Great Idea Man
GIRO
Garbage In Rubbish Out
GIWIST
Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GJ
Good Job
GL
Good Luck
GLG
Good Looking Girl
GLG
Goofy Little Grin
GLGH
Good Luck And Good Hunting
GM
Good Morning
GM
Got Milk
GM
General Maintenance
GMAB
Give Me A Break
GMAFB
Give Me A F**king Break
GMBO
Giggling My Butt Off
GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
GMC
Garage Mans Companion
GMT
Greenwich Mean Time
GMTA
Great Minds Think Alike
GMTA
Great Minds Think Alike
GN
Good Night
GO
Get Out
GOB
Good'Ol Boy
GOI
Get Over It
GOK
God Only Knows
GOLD
Getting On Limp Dick
GOOH
Get Out Of Here
GOOMF
Get Out Of My Face
GOOML
Get Out Of My Life
GOTFIA
Groaning On The Floor In Agony
GOWI
Get On With It
GPF
Go Puke, Fast
GPF
General Protection Fault
GPY
Grumpy
GR
Get Real
GR&D
Grinning, Running, And Ducking
GR&D
Grinning, Running & Ducking
GR8
Great
GRUIT
Get Real You Impudent Thing
GSHIWMP
Giggling So Hard I Wet My Pants
GTABO
Get That A$$ Back On
GTBOS
Glad To Be Of Service
GTFOOMF
Get The F**k Out Of My Face
GTG
Got To Go
GTH
Go To Hell
GTP
Gone To Pee
GTSY
Glad To See You
GTTB
Gee That's Too Bad
GUI
Graphical User Interface
GW
Getting Wet
GWATCDR
God Willing And The Creek Don't Rise
H
Hug
H&K
Hug and Kiss
H&K
Hugs And Kisses
H2
How To
HAB
Hot Asian Babe
HABU
Have A Better 'Un
HAGN
Have A Good Night
HAGU
Have A Good 'Un
HAK
Hugs and kisses
HAND
Have A Nice Day
HB
Hug Back
HCB
Holy Cow, Batman
HF
Have Fun
HH
Holding Hands
HHGTTG
Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy
HHIS
Hanging Head In Shame
HHO 1/2 K
Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOJ
Ha Ha, Only Joking
HHOK
Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHOS
Ha Ha, Only Serious
HHTYAY
Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HIB
Have I Been
HIG
How's it Going
HIH
Hope It Helps
HILIACACLO
Help I Lapsed Into A Coma And Can't Log Off
HIWTH
Hate It When That Happens
HLOL
Hysterically Laughing Out Loud
HLOLARAWCHAWMP
Hysterically Laughing Out Loud And Rolling Around While Clapping Hands And Wetting My Pants
HLV
Hasta La Vista
HLVB
Hasta La Vista, Baby
HMFG
Holy Mother of F**king God
HMFIC
Head Mother F**ker In Charge
HMOFG
Holy Mother Of F**king God
HMP
Help Me Please
HMT
Here's My Try
HOMPR
Hang On, Mobile Phone's Ringing
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
HORU
How Old Are You
HP
Home Page
HPB
High Ping Bastard
HSIK
How Should I Know
HSP
Highly Sensitive Person
HTB
Heavens To Betsy
HTFSIK
How The F**k Should I Know
HTH
Hope This Helps
HTH
Happy To Help
HTH
Hope That Helps
HTML
Hyper Text Markup Language
HTSI
Hope That Sinks In
HTTP
HyperText Transfer Protocol
HUA
Head Up A$$
HUA
Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
HUA
Heads Up A$$hole
HUB
Head Up Butt
HUF
Horny Unattached Female
HUM
Horny Unattached Male
HW
Hardware
HWMBI
He Who Must Be Ignored
HWS(PEST)
Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing)
HWUA
Head Way Up A$$
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
IAAA
I Am An Accountant
IAAL
I Am A Lawyer
IAC
In Any Case
IAD
Internet Acronyms Dictionary
IAE
In Any Event
IAIYH
It's All In Your Head
IANAA
I Am Not An Accountant
IANAC
I Am Not A Crook
IANAL
I Am Not A Lawyer
IANALBIPOOTV
I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On Tv
IANYM
In A New York Minute
IARTPFWTSIOWIM
I Am Repeating This Parrot-Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means
IASH
I Am So Horny
IBB
I'll Be Back
IBC
Inadequate, But Cute
IBM
International Business Machines
IBM
I Blame Microsoft
IBM
Idiots Bought Me
IBM
Inadequate, But Marketable
IBN
I'm Buck Naked
IBTD
I Beg To Differ
IC
I See
ICB
I Care Because
ICBW
I Could Be Wrong
ICIHICPCL
I Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less
ICMP
Internet Control Message Protocol
ICTYBTIHTKY
I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You
ICUR
I See You Are
ICYDK
In Case You Didn't Know
ICYI
In Case You're Interested
IDBI
I Don't Believe It
IDBY
I Don't Believe You
IDC
I Don't Care
IDD
Indeed
IDGAD
I Don't Give A Damn
IDGAS
I Don't Give A S**t
IDGI
I Don't Get It
IDK
I Don't Know
IDM
It Doesn't Matter
IDMM
It Doesn't Matter to Me
IDMTM
It Doesn't Matter To Me
IDT
I Don't Think
IDTS
I Don't Think So
IDTT
I'll Drink To That
IDU
I Don't Understand
IE
That Is
IE
Internet Explorer
IE
Internet Exploder
IFF
If and only If
IGGNLTL
I Gotta Go Now Let's Talk Later
IGP
I Gotta Pee
IGTP
I Get The Point
IHATCFYB
I Have A Terrible Craving For Your Body
IHTBS
It Has To Be Shown
IHTFP
I Have Truly Found Paradise
IHTFP
I Hate This F**king Place
IHTG
I Have To Go
IHTG
I Hate To Go
IHYUWIM
I Hope You Understand What I Mean
IIABDFI
If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
IINM
If I'm Not Mistaken
IIR
If I Recall
IIRC
If I Recall Correctly
IIRC
If I Remember Correctly
IITYWIMIWHTKY
If I Tell You What It Means, I Will Have To Kill You
IITYWIMWYBMAD
If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
IITYWTMWYKM
If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me
IITYWYBAD
If I Tell You, Will You Buy Another Drink
IITYWYBMAB
If I Tell You, Will You Buy Me A Beer
IIWM
If It Were Mine
IIWM
If It Were Me
IJLS
I Just Like Saying
IK
I Know
ILI
I Like Ike
ILIC
I Laughed, I Cried
ILICISCOMK
I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coke On My Keyboard
ILICISCOMK
I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee On My Keyboard
ILIWTPCT
I Love It When The Plan Comes Together
ILN
It's Looking Nice
ILN
It Looks Nice
ILSHIBAMF
I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture
ILSHIBATF
I Laughed So Hard I Broke All The Furniture
ILTNMMAMOTCHYCFAPMSFTJ
I'd Like To Nominate Mike Meyers As Moderator Of This Conference. Honestly, You Couldn't Find A Person More Suited For The Job
ILU
I Love You
ILY
I Love You
IM
Instant Message
IM
Instant Messaging
IMAO
In My Arrogant Opinion
IMBO
In My Bloody Opinion
IMBO
In My Biased Opinion
IMBW
I May Be Wrong
IMCAO
In My Completely Arrogant Opinion
IMCDO
In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion
IMCO
In My Considered Opinion
IME
In My Experience
IMHBCO
In My Humble But Correct Opinion
IMHO
In My Holy Opinion
IMHO
In My Honest Opinion
IMHO
In My Humble Opinion
IMMOR
I Make My Own Rules
IMNSCO
In My Not So Considered Opinion
IMNSHO
In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMNSVHO
In My Not So Very Humble Opinion
IMO
In My Opinion
IMOBIHO
In My Occasionally But Infrequently Humble Opinion
IMOBO
In My Own Biased Opinion
IMOHO
In My Occasionally Humble Opinion
IMPE
In My Previous Experience
IMPE
In My Personal Experience
IMPOV
In My Point Of View
IMS
I Must Say
IMS
I Am Sorry
IMU
I Miss You
IMVHO
In My Very Humble Opinion
INGSI
I'm Not Gonna Say It
INL
I'm Not Laughing
INPO
In No Particular Order
INT
I'll Never Tell
IOTTMCO
Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer
IOU
I Owe You
IOW
In Other Words
IOWTBT
I Only Want To Be Told
IRC
Internet Relay Chat
IRL
In Real Life
IRMFI
I Reply Merely For Information
IROOC
I've Run Out Of Cigarettes
IRSTBO
It Really Sucks The Big One
ISAGN
I See A Great Need
ISBAB
I Should have Bought A Book
ISDN
It Still Does Nothing
ISDN
Integrated Services Digital Network
ISIRTA
I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
ISO
In Search Of
ISO
In Support Of
ISP
Internet Service Provider
ISTM
It Seems To Me
ISTR
I Seem To Recall
ISTR
I Seem To Remember
ISWYM
I See What You Mean
ITA
I Totally Agree
ITAH
Is There Anybody Here
ITD
In The Dark
ITFA
In The Final Analysis
ITGLW&TCDR
If The Good Lord's Willin' and The Creek Don't Rise
ITRO
In The Region Of
ITRW
In The Real World
ITSFWI
If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
ITWSBT
I Think We Should Be Told
ITYM
I Think You Mean
IUIATT
I Use It All The Time
IUTHALORFH
I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Him
IUTHALORFH
I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Her
IUTKATS
I Used To Know All That Stuff
IWALU
I Will Always Love You
IWBIWISI
I Will Believe It When I See It
IWBN
It Would Be Nice
IWBNI
It Would Be Nice If
IWBS
I Was Being Stupid
IWIK
I Wish I Knew
IWSN
I Want Sex Now
IYD
In Your Dreams
IYDM
If You Don't Mind
IYFEG
Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
IYKWIM
If You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYD
If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYL
If You Like
IYO
In Your Opinion
IYSWIM
If You See What I Mean
IYW
If You Wish
J/K
Just Kidding
J4G
Just For Grins
J4SAG
Just For S**t And Grins
J6P
Joe 6-Pack
JAFO
Just Another F**king Observer
JAFU
Just Another F**k Up
JAM
Just A Moment
JAM
Just A Minute
JANFU
Joint Army-Navy F**k Up
JAS
Just A Second
JASE
Just Another System Error
JAWS
Just Another Windows Shell
JFA
Just F**king Around
JFF
Just For Fun
JFG
Just For Grins
JFTR
Just For The Record
JFYI
Just For Your Information
JIC
Just In Case
JK
Just Kidding
JMHFOOC
Just My Humble F**king Opinion Of Course
JMO
Just My Opinion
JMOOC
Just My Opinion Of Course
JPW
Just Plain Weird
JSNM
Just Stark Naked Magic
JTLYK
Just To Let You Know
JTYWTK
Just Thought You Wanted To Know
JW
Just Wondering
K
Okay
K
Kiss
KB
Kiss Back
KBD
Keyboard
KCBIWIYWI
Keep Coming Back, It Works If You Work It
KDW
Keep Digging, Watson
KEAH
Kill Everyone After Hours
KHYF
Know How You Feel
KIBO
Knowledge In, BullS**t Out
KIQ
Keep It Quiet
KISS
Keep It Simple, Stupid
KIT
Keep In Touch
KITA
Kick In The A$$
KITB
Kick In The Butt
KMA
Kiss My A$$
KMG
Kiss My Grits
KMYF
Kiss Me You Fool
KOC
Kiss On Cheek
KOL
Kiss On Lips
KOTC
Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL
Kiss On The Lips
KTCOOTN
Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup
KUTGSAWYAD
Keep Up The Good Spirit And Whatever You Are Doing
KUTGW
Keep Up The Good Work
KWIM
Know What I Mean
KYHOOYA
Keep Your Head Out Of Your A$$
L
Laugh
L2BS
License To BS
L8R
Later
L8R G8R
Later 'Gater
LAB&TYD
Life's A Bitch & Then You Die
LABTYD
Life's A Bitch, Then You Die
LAGNAF
Let's All Get Naked And F**k
LAN
Local Area Network
LART
Luser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool
LASER
Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation
LAY
Looking At You
LDD
La Dee Da
LG
Let's Go
LHM
Lord Help Me
LHO
Laughing Head Off
LHU
Lord Help Us
LIFER
Lazy Incompetent F**ker Evading Responsibility
LIFO
Last In First Out
LIRGAS
Like I Really Give A S**t
LIS
Lost In Space
LISP
Lost In Stupid Parenthesis
LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
LJBF
Let's Just Be Friends
LLAL
Laughing Like A Lunatic
LLAP
Live Long And Prosper
LLTA
Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
LMA
Leave Me Alone
LMAO
Laughing My A$$ Off
LMAOROTF
Laughing My A$$ Off Rolling On The Floor
LMC
Let Me See
LMC
Lost My Connection
LMCOA
Lost My Connection Once Again
LMFAO
Laughing My Fat A$$ Off
LMFAO
Laughing My F**king A$$ Off
LMK
Let Me Know
LMS
Let Me See
LMSO
Laughing My Socks Off
LMTFA
Leave Me The F**k Alone
LMWIS
Lick Me Where I Sweat
LOA
List Of Abbreviations
LOA
List Of Acronyms
LOA
Love On Arrival
LOIS
Laughing On The Inside
LOL
Laughing Out Loud
LOL
Little Old Lady
LOL
Lots Of Love
LOL
Lots Of Luck
LOLA
Laughing Out Loud Again
LOLOL
Laughing Out Loud On-Line
LOLOL
Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
LOMBARD
Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead
LOML
Light Of My Life
LOOL
Laughing Out Outrageously Loud
LOQ
Laughing Out Quietly
LOWNBTD
Laid Off With Nothing Better To Do
LPB
Low Ping Bastard
LSFIAB
Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel
LSHIPMP
Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
LSHMBB
Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
LSHMBH
Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHMBIB
Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
LSHMCIS
Laughing So Hard My Computer Is Shaking
LSHMSH
Laughing So Hard My Side Hurts
LSHTTARDML
Laughing So The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
LSP
Less Sensitive Person
LTBF
Learn To Be Funny
LTIC
Laughing Till I Cry
LTIP
Laughing Till I Puke
LTNC
Long Time, No See
LTNS
Long Time No See
LTNT
Long Time, No Type
LTR
Later
LTS
Laughing To Self
LTUAE
Life, The Universe, And Everything
LU4E&A
Love You For Ever And Always
LUB
Laughing Under Breath
LULU
Locally Unwanted Land Use
LUSER
Loser User
LUWAMH
Love You With All My Heart
LWR
Launch When Ready
LY
Love You
LYL
Love You Lots
LYLAB
Love You Like A Brother
LYLAS
Love You Like A Sister
LYLY
Love You and Leave You
LYMI
Love You Mean It
LZ
Loser
M$
MicroSoft
M8
Mate
MAC
Most Applications Crash
MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash If Not, The Operating System Hangs
MARINE
My A$$ Riding In Navy Equipment
MAYB
Mad About You, Baby
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MBUC
Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence
MCIBTY
My Computer Is Better Than Yours
MD
More Dirt
MDA
Mail Delivery Agent
MEG
Mega Evil Grin
MFG
More Friendly Garbage
MFIC
Mother F**ker In Charge
MFTL
My Favourite Toy Language
MFWIC
Mother F**ker What's In Charge
MGB
May God Bless
MGD
My Gameboy Died
MH
Mostly Harmless
MHBFY
My Heart Bleeds For You
MHDC(A)
My Hard Drive Crashed (Again)
MHOTY
My Hat's Off To You
MIASGB
Make It A Short GoodBye
MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
MIL
Mother In Law
MILF
Mothers I'd Like to F**k
MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
MIPS
Meaningless Information Per Second
MIPS
Million Instructions Per Second
ML
More Later
MLA
Multiple Letter Acronym
MMF
Make Money Fast
MMHS
Make My Heart Sing
MMIF
My Mouth Is Full
MOF
Matter Of Fact
MOF
Male Or Female
MORF
Male Or Female
MOS
Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOTAS
Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD
Message Of The Day
MOTH
Humorous Collectibles Forum Variation On Member Of The Month
MOTM
Member Of The Month
MOTO
Master Of The Obvious
MOTOS
Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOTOS
Member Of The Other Sex
MOTSS
Member Of The Same Sex
MP
My Pleasure
MPTY
More Power To You
MS
MicroSoft
MS
More Of The Same
MS
More S**t
MS
Masters Degree
MSCEA
My Southern Comfort's Empty Again
MSG
Message
MSMD
Monkey See Monkey Do
MSS
Member of The Same Sex
MTA
Mail Transfer Agent
MTBF
Mean Time Between Failure
MTF
More To Follow
MTFBWY
May The Force Be With You
MUA
Mail User Agent
MUD
Multi User Dungeon
MUD
Multi User Domain
MUG
Multi User Game
MUNG
Mash Until No Good
MUNG
Mung Until No Good
MUSH
Multi User Shared Hallucination
MYOB
Mind Your Own Business
N/A
Not Acceptable
N/A
Not Applicable
N/A
Not Available
N/M